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rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

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We have tvs half the size of your living room that is touch screen, blu ray, and 3D. We have mobile phones that can do almost as much as computers. We have sent people into space. But we can’t invent a machine that accepts crumpled dollar bills.

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*


When I first read my character description for a willowy, tall blonde, I laughed out loud.

When I first read my character description for a willowy, tall blonde, I laughed out loud.

daenerystargayren:

being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms